Meet the Team
Where Shenanigans Are Standard Issue
This is our elite squad of nocturnal nerds. Each one holds a degree in mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, and—most importantly—garbology, the ancient art of dumpster science.
Back row, left to right:
– Toby – once rewired a toaster into a squirrel trap. It worked too well.
– Buddy –Can dismantle your garage, unlock your fridge, and eat all your baked goods… all before you’ve had your first cup of coffee.
– Eyebrows – don’t ask about the eyebrows. Just… don’t.
Front left:
– BJ – chief mischief officer and part-time wire chewer.
Together, they can fix anything. Or break it in exciting new ways. Either way, it's gonna be loud and involve snacks.