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Raccoon Engineering Legal-ish Disclaimer
Please don’t take this website seriously.
If you’re the kind of person who needs instructions not to microwave aluminum foil or thinks raccoons shouldn’t run small businesses—this part’s for you.
Raccoon Engineering is 100% satire, 90% nonsense, and 10% likely to chew through your internet cables. The raccoons featured here are not licensed engineers, but they have stolen enough tools to qualify as “self-taught.” No, they don’t have degrees. Yes, they will take your sandwich.
We’re not responsible for any of the following:
Believing raccoons invented the internet
Attempting to hire Buddy to fix your HVAC
Emotional distress caused by realizing a raccoon is better at project management than your brother-in-law
This site was built purely for fun, chaos, and the occasional trash snack. If you’re still reading this and expecting OSHA compliance, we can confidently say: We are not the website for you.
In summary:
Do not attempt to recreate anything you see here, especially the time-traveling toaster. That thing is unstable.
Now go pet a raccoon. Or don’t. They potentially bite.
— The Totally Real, Definitely Credentialed Team at Raccoon Engineering
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