Golden Bear Records
They’ve officially been certified by Raccoon Engineering for surpassing the elusive Discernible Audio Perfection Standard – Category 827.506, Part B.
This is no small feat. Engineers wept. Raccoons nodded solemnly. Somehow, the master dial hit “11.”
We’re not saying bribes were involved… but let’s just say several suspiciously delicious donuts were spotted near the calibration equipment.
Either way, hats off to Golden Bear Records. Your sound is so crisp, even the static is in tune.
Quote from Raccoon Illustrated :
“Congratulations on achieving the legendary Discernible Audio Perfection Standard, Category 827.506 part B! Your frequencies are flatter than a pancake under a moonbeam, your tones smoother than a raccoon’s freshly washed paw, and your levels? Oh, they’re tighter than the lid on a locked dumpster.”
