For Realz

​Raccoon Engineering Legal-ish Disclaimer

If you’re the kind of person who thinks raccoons shouldn’t own a fleet of 3D printers, reverse-engineer everything they find in a dumpster, or design printer upgrades at 2:00 AM fueled entirely by peanut butter cookies… this disclaimer is for you.

The raccoons featured here are not licensed engineers, certified technicians, or officially endorsed by any printer manufacturer. They have, however, successfully “borrowed” enough tools to convince themselves they’re experts.

The models, upgrades, guides, and documentation on this site are real. The raccoons claiming credit for them… not so much.

We are not responsible for any of the following:

Believing Buddy personally calibrated your printer while you were asleep.
Arguing that raccoons invented pressure advance, input shaping, or the Benchy.
Attempting to pay our engineering department in garbage, shiny objects, or half-eaten sandwiches.
Discovering that a raccoon has better cable management than you.
Losing several hours because you started printing “just one more upgrade.”

Our mission is simple: provide the best collection of 3D printing upgrades, troubleshooting guides, service documentation, and questionable raccoon humor anywhere on the internet.

If you came here looking for perfectly serious corporate messaging, you’re probably lost.

If you came here looking for awesome printer mods, helpful documentation, and a few laughs along the way…

Welcome home.

In summary:
Print responsibly. Double-check your first layer. Keep your filament dry. Never trust a raccoon around your tool cart. And if one offers to “improve” your printer with duct tape and a shopping cart wheel… politely decline.

— The Totally Real, Definitely Over-Caffeinated Raccoons at Raccoon Engineering